Please Excuse Me While I Avoid This Situation T-Shirt
Please Excuse Me While I Avoid This Situation T-Shirt
Why you’ll wear it
For the person who sees the prompt and immediately thinks, “that’s me” — or knows exactly who needs it.
- Unisex regular fit
- Soft Bella + Canvas 3001; solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, with heather blends containing polyester
- DTG front print
- Made to order — fulfillment typically takes 2–5 business days before shipping
An easy gift for the person who would say it anyway.
S–XL: $19.99 · 2XL–5XL: $30.99
U.S. shipping $4.95
Made to order: ships in 2–5 business days.
Delivery: approximately 5–12 business days total.
Printed to order by Printful: 2–5 business days for production, plus 3–7 business days in transit. Estimates are not guaranteed.
U.S. shipping: $4.95; free on merchandise subtotals of $74.95+.
Made to order: no returns or exchanges for size selection, color preference, or change of mind. Report damaged, defective, misprinted, or incorrect items within 30 days after delivery. Approved claims receive a replacement or refund at no extra cost; we provide a prepaid label if a return is required.
The exit strategy is already in motion. For the person who clocks a difficult situation early and relocates before it escalates. Not avoidance — strategic repositioning. Wear it to the awkward party moment, the conversation you saw coming from across the room, or any social scenario you opted out of with grace.
Available sizes vary by color.
- Unisex regular fit
- Soft Bella + Canvas 3001; solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, heather blends contain polyester
- DTG front print
- Made to order
Excuse me. I have somewhere else to be.