Dad

I Do Not Need the Instructions. Hand Them to Me Anyway T-Shirt

Has Been Ready to Leave for Forty-Five Minutes T-Shirt

Did You Check the Oil T-Shirt

Knows Exactly Where the Good Extension Cord Is T-Shirt

Has a Chair Nobody Else Should Sit In T-Shirt

I Came Here to Grill and Supervise T-Shirt

Believes Leftovers Are a Financial Strategy T-Shirt

Let Me Tell You How Much That Used to Cost T-Shirt

I Can Fix It After One More Trip to the Hardware Store T-Shirt

Gives Directions Using Landmarks That No Longer Exist T-Shirt

Refuses to Pay Full Price for Batteries T-Shirt

Close the Door. We Are Not Cooling the Neighborhood T-Shirt

Hold the Flashlight Still T-Shirt

Checks the Weather Before Leaving Any Building T-Shirt

We Have Food at Home T-Shirt