I Am Here Because Apparently Staying Home Was Not an Option T-Shirt
I Am Here Because Apparently Staying Home Was Not an Option T-Shirt
Why you’ll wear it
For the person who sees the prompt and immediately thinks, “that’s me” — or knows exactly who needs it.
- Unisex regular fit
- Soft Bella + Canvas 3001; solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, with heather blends containing polyester
- DTG front print
- Made to order — fulfillment typically takes 2–5 business days before shipping
An easy gift for the person who would say it anyway.
S–XL: $19.99 · 2XL–5XL: $30.99
U.S. shipping $4.95
Made to order: ships in 2–5 business days.
Delivery: approximately 5–12 business days total.
Printed to order by Printful: 2–5 business days for production, plus 3–7 business days in transit. Estimates are not guaranteed.
U.S. shipping: $4.95; free on merchandise subtotals of $74.95+.
Made to order: no returns or exchanges for size selection, color preference, or change of mind. Report damaged, defective, misprinted, or incorrect items within 30 days after delivery. Approved claims receive a replacement or refund at no extra cost; we provide a prepaid label if a return is required.
The case for staying home was made. It was not accepted. So here we are. For the person who showed up under protest and is making the best of a situation they did not vote for. Wear it to the obligatory event, the family gathering, or anywhere your presence was required rather than requested.
Available sizes vary by color.
- Unisex regular fit
- Soft Bella + Canvas 3001; solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, heather blends contain polyester
- DTG front print
- Made to order
Here under protest. Making it work.
Use code SLANG2 at checkout — $17.99 through Oct 27.